voodoo mama.


Sarah, 17.
Western suburbs kid.

The Getaway Plan, gigs, sleeping, reading, piercings, ink and cigarettes.



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theme by revolutionn


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Everything here is shippable. Even I’m shippable; But that dear children is self insertion, and is in fact frowned upon in most fandoms.

casexualdeanshomowork:

(Source: homoerotic-confections, via aintbad)


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  • mom: we're going on vacation!!
  • me: is there wifi

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ahmerskywalker:

She’s right 
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thatssopigeon:

need now, please
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jurisfiction:

queermobile:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

WOW GREAT NEWS

#THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN  #LIL BOOTS  #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS  #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL  #ANIMAL FRIENDS  
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richwhitelesbian:

wetherz:

‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’

the da vinci code has been cracked

(via doctorthunder)


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